Albanese’s trip to PNG comes with a subtle jab at Morrison. King’s was as subtle as a sledgehammer.

Spare a thought for the poor public servant tasked with considering how two prime ministers might relieve themselves while participating in a multi-day walk.

It’s probably the LAST thing the respective leaders would want to talk to anyone about, let alone a staff member.

It’s dreamy stuff for a show like Utopia. You can imagine the whiteboards, the maps, and a certain lack of eye contact as the planning unfolded.

But those are the considerations when you’re a world leader spending two days walking an iconic track synonymous with Australia and PNG’s war efforts in jungle terrain.

There is a certain expectation that comes with the arrival of an Australian prime minister on Anzac Day. They are often found at the War Memorial in Canberra, visiting a national military base or on foreign shores where Australian soldiers have fallen.